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    July 30

    哄小鸡儿

               19了!大人了,是接触社会的时候了。说做就做,约好老铁,我们就上街逛。我是左看右看,寻寻觅觅,见着“聘”的,我们就往里钻,还没开口,人家就说要长期的,不要学生!靠,当这么多年的学生,才知道百无一用是学生!
              无计可施,只好在人才报里寻。我俩一没学历,二没经验,三没长相,四没身材,看哪哪都不行。最后我狠狠心,问我老铁:“要不,咱俩去当聊天女生吧!”老铁脸色立刻就变了。“那相当于三陪!”“啊?难怪特意说要学生。。。不过去了,他们也不能要。”“你什么意思?”“客人都被咱俩吓跑了。”
             后来找了一个非常和我们意的——手工制作。见了老板看了合同,我们乐呵地回家,憧憬着小赚它三,四百。次日,我带着材料费,屁颠屁颠地去老铁家报道。到那我就傻了,她穿个大睡衣睡眼惺忪地给我开门,她爸穿个短裤躺在床上看报纸。“你这是怎个意思?”“我爸说那是骗人的。”“啊?”他爸开了腔,“我们同志也做过这个,比你们交的材料费还多呢。结果几次都不合格,还把眼睛弄坏了。这里外里赔了三百多。”社会的确危机四伏,不是我们这种单纯孩子能轻易防范的。
           无奈,我们又找了中介,交了三十,才把这颗心放在肚子里,天真的以为终于尘埃落定。
           谁知一等没声,二等没信。我俩气急败坏地找上中介。那女的见我俩起灰的步伐,满脸堆笑。“快,你俩来的太是时候。正好有个要发传单的,你俩赶快去。”
          我俩揣着客户的联系号码如同得到希望的种子。结果一场大雨把我俩刚刚燃起地火花浇灭了。到那时,我们以成小型造雨基地。客户还算有良心,给我们每人10块打车费。我们捧着这得来不宜的10块钱,泪如雨下。

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