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    October 11

    卫生巾的不解之迷

         我在长春空军学校有个网友,他说他们野外生存训练要背20斤的大包走上二三十里路.他们怕弄伤肩就把卫生巾垫在肩上.据说一个个都是白脸进超市红脸出来.他说他从来没买过,还不知道那个是可以粘的!!他惊奇的语气如同孩子发现吸铁石能吸引铁钉一般.
         然后他就问我关于女生来例假的事,我像个卫生老师似的给他从生理到心理讲个通透。可这家伙就跟十万个为什么似的,没完没了地问,把女生例假当成未解之迷了。
         我也是个纯情的小女生啊,怎禁得起他连翻轰炸,不疲不倦的。
         最后,他干脆问我你们女生那事是不是几天就没了?他问这话脸都不会红么!那我也不能太示弱了。
         我说,也不一定,得看情况。
         当然,一般情况是来几天,可如果你月经不调也许天天都来。倘若你怀孕了,那好几个月都不来了。要是流产,一次就得血流成河,但是,当你过了更年期就永远都不会来了。
         他跟恍然大悟似的回了一句:偶 是这样 明白了 谢谢
         我看的目瞪口呆,这个天真的孩子当真听不懂我在埋汰他?!还谢谢?!我真的被他打败了。
     

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    我是 那个最幽默的靓女哈  你太有胆量了!!这都敢写出来!!
    Feb. 8
    bubblewrote:
    很奇怪,一般不想家,一想就是特强烈的那种.唯一的安慰是可以看海,环境还好.虽然并不自由,但还算自在.哈
    Oct. 29

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